We Are Not Vampires

 by Jason Morningstar and Lizzie Stark

"A joyous and humorous game for a group that likes to laugh and poke fun at the vampire tropes we know and love."  — Caro Murphy, Immersive Experience Director, Disney Live Entertainment

“This is an elegantly designed game which brings a lightness of touch to its subject matter." —Juhana Pettersson, Veteran Nordic Larp designer and Lead Developer for World of Darkness titles at Renegade Games Studios

Welcome to WE ARE NOT VAMPIRES, the reality competition where regular Joes do regular stuff in normal ways! Throughout the program, our competitors will be put to the test, going head-to-head in contests designed to test their humanity in ways both simple and complex. On the line--a quarter million dollars!

In this short larp for four to ten participants, you'll play vampires (and one imposter) on a wild game show in which they pretend to be humans for money. Perhaps you'll visit a blood bank, make lunch for a surly teen, or offer a eulogy for a fallen human--all while offering endorsements for the new Carnal Space flavor of Blast Off Energy Drink. 

This campy scenario is for participants who like improvising, getting silly, and subverting reality show TV and vampire tropes. 

Included in this script:

• 10 pages of tips, tricks, and instructions for running the larp
• 8 character sheets
• 6 Quick Challenge cards
• 10 Street Challenge cards
• 6 Team Challenges cards 
• 6 Endorsement cards
• Novelty winners' checks and other ephemera